06 Elemeno P. Lyrics

Verse 1: 
Don't abstain from the questions,
exchange your perception,
change your direction,
that's brain interception

Shit Max why you bein' so deep?
That's the type of shit that put people to sleep.

YEAH.

Maybe I should just drink and eat DiGiorno,
heat up a frozen lasagna from the store yo,
pop the lid off of that can of cream corn, oh
now that's a true Italian feast
Bonjourno.
After that I'll kick back and watch a porno,
then I'll probly start a game of Halo 4 though,
capture the flag, oh shit! I'm 'bout to score yo!
That'll show these fuckin' neck beards and 12 year olds
A buncha weirdos, plus they called me queer so,
I'mma take this sniper and shoot 'em down from the air, oh
enough of this I'mma flip on the tube,
suck on some ice cubes and watch some cartoons,
Ah-ah

Chorus:
It's the L-M-N-O James P. Maxwell,
I make a fraction of a cent when my tracks sell,
loungin' watchin' Spongebob eatin' Snackwells,
funnier than a joke Zach Galifianak tells (X2)

Verse 2:
Check it
Lookin' at the mirror haven't shaved in four days,
fuck it I heard the girls are into scruff anyways,
hit the Axe body spray,
rub my back with Olay,
now that i'm irresistable I'll be on my way,
Hey.
Free apps after 9 o'clock,
in the parking lot, doors locked, staring at my watch
8:59 start walkin' in,
chicken quesadilla killa,
that's what they call me man,
Nah, no one really calls me that,
but seriously, quesadillas that's a lovely snack,
Aaron's Party for the ride home,
That's how I beat Shaq? My jam since 9 years old.
TNG's on the TV screen, wonder how Piccard will get out of the jam this week
Oh shit! The damn Klingons are mad again,
if you ask me they should have teamed up with the Cardassians

Chorus:

Verse 3:
Throw some Bagel Bites in the oven,
pepperoni and cheese so you know that I ain't frontin',
time to work out,
20 pull ups on the pull up bar, that's a PR,
eat a swiss roll for my reward,
I'm only smart cuz of Lori Beth Denberg,
people saying I ain't a geek but bitch I been nerd,
I'm just tryin'a say some stuff that ain't been heard,
unlike rappers rhyming the N word with the N word
I got the sweetness like Patrick Star with the cookie,
Gary all on me like he tryin'a get some nookie,
I can't tell you how many times people mistook me
for that Mr. Tumnus dude from Narnia,
Oh lookie!
Chillin' with the dudes drinkin' white Russians.
Eatin' Chalupas by the baker's dozen.
Wait, I smell smoke pause the discussion,
Oh shit forgot those Bagel Bites in the oven!

Fuck dude there's fire, there's smoke and fire. Grab the fire extinguisher! Grab the! What are you doing! God! Dude get it! God damn it!

Chorus